“The first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you’re a kid, your brain can’t even process the information.All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat.no, thank you.’” - Rita Rudner “Every October I’m kidnapped and forced to scare birds at a local pumpkin patch.” - Conan O’Brien.The first ten years of my life, I think the only clear thought I had was ‘get candy.’ Family, friends, school they’re just obstacles in the way of the candy.” - Jerry Seinfeld “Candy was my whole life when I was a kid.“Now Halloween’s over, it’s time to start thinking about the next time you’re gonna annoy your neighbors - caroling.” - Ellen DeGeneres.I do that today, and my neighbor wants me arrested.” - Jim Gaffigan You dress like a superhero, you bang on your neighbor’s door, and they give you candy. It will all be over soon.” - Jesse Tyler Ferguson “How many girls are telling themselves right now: “Dammit Becky learn your lesson even on Halloween, glitter is NEVER worth it.” - Anne Kendrick.
“For Halloween, I’m going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater property and put it back on the shelf.” - Rob Delaney.“Was deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I’m a grown man.“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “Reflections on Ice Breaking”.It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.” - Morticia Addams, “Addams Family Values” “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all.“There’s children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads, they’re busy building toys and absolutely no one’s dead!” - Jack Skellington, “The Nightmare Before Christmas”.shake your bottom if you got ‘em.” - Lynn Farmer, “Double, Double, Toil and Trouble” I hope it’ll last.” - Willy Wonka, “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”
#FUNNY THOUGHTS FULL#
I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks.” - Charlie Brown, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” Frederick Frankenstein, “Young Frankenstein”
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